Clunge Valley Times-Observer

The world, right in your back yard.


This is an entertainment website written to satirize news events, politics, and popular faces and ideas, and to provide commentary on social attitudes and trends.
While familiar names of celebrities and other media figures are used, all news stories contained within are fictitious. Most of the words and actions attributed to these figures are created entirely by the author, who has tiny, girlish hands, and who should be quite ashamed of himself.
The purpose of this site is to entertain. Similarities between the absurdities published here and any actual events involving pretty much anyone would really be a shame, and people who agree with us should be drawn and quartered.


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