CLUNGE VALLEY, Virginia – Facebook friends have determined that self-proclaimed social media guru Ralph Moats, who is well known for repeatedly referring to his political rivals as “a special kind of stupid”, is likely a special kind of genius.
Friends say that Moats, a househusband from Clunge Valley who demonstrates no remarkable skills and shares no independent or well-thought opinions on the social network, is obviously harboring the type of genius that cannot be observed or even remotely detected by others.
“Certainly his constant assertions of intellectual superiority cannot be without merit,” remarked Josh Wilson, who Ralph added to his media account after an exhilarating political tussle on a pie forum. “There must be something there that not one reasonable human being is seeing.”